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Subject: Only Jokes Please!
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ramiss 30.08.09 - 02:03pm
YE MESSAGE SIRF NEIK LOG HE PARH SAKTA HAN. :-):-):-):-):-):-).launce.:-):-).juict.:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-).lurchmeingkbolar.:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-Jatmgapj44444444452256238:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):)......... KIA HOA? NAHI PARHA GAYA NA? PEHLA HE KAHA THA YE MESSAGE SIRF NEIK LOG HE PARH SAKTA HAN. *
zari18 30.08.09 - 05:28pm
Ma ne to ye msg parh liya or samjh bhi liya mgr apko samjha nahi sakti RAMISS kiu,k ap samjh nahi sako ga kiu,k is msg ko naik log he samjh sakta hain hahahahahahahaha *
sajni85 12.03.10 - 05:48pm
Gr8 jock zari hahahahaha *
donadi 4.09.10 - 12:16am
Hey guys u forgot this topic. Kaha hai sab log 
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1stdon 4.09.10 - 08:25am
Ak bacha dosara bacha se bola.. tum kab paida hoa? dosra bacha ne jawab dia... mai sunday ko paida hoa.. us pe pehla bacha bola.. chal jhota..sunday ko to ti hoti hai *
savaira 4.09.10 - 08:40am
bored! don kab tak hum ko bacho wala joke suna kr hunsata roho ga? so old joke yar! *
savaira 4.09.10 - 08:46am
husband ne office se wife ko phone kiya,, jan ma ne new releas hona wali movie ke 2 ticket le liye han. wife khushi se chilati howi boli,, oh my darling..bus ma abhi se taiyar hona shro hojati hu.. husband bola,, han sweetheart bus foren taiyar hona shro hojao kio ke ticket kal night show ke han. *
raima 4.09.10 - 10:07am
wasa yar savaira don ka joke itna bhi bura to na tha? acha khasa to tha yar *
donadi 4.09.10 - 01:12pm
Sharabi pati: Darwaja khol.
Wife ne khola,
Pati: Tu kaun he?
Wife: Aila Mujhko he bhul gaye,
pati: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai Behen 
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donadi 4.09.10 - 01:18pm
Santa ki 1 tang haddi toot gayi,
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekh kar bola.
kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain *
raima 4.09.10 - 05:14pm
nice joke *
raima 5.09.10 - 09:54am
Ak orat ne apna husbend ko khat likha magr jaldi ma beech beech ma fullstop or comma lagana bhol gayi.magr jub yad aya to jaldi jaldi andaza se comma laga diye jis se khat kuch yo hogaya.ap ne kitna din se khat nahi likha meri sehaili salma ko-nokri se nikal diya ha humari gaaye ne-bacha diya ha uncal ne-cigrate pini shru kr di ha ma ne-bohat khat likha magr tum nahi aye kabotar ke bachay-bili kha gayi ha ak khobsorat larki-meri sehaili ban gayi ha reema-is waqt tv pe dance kr rahi ha tumhari maa-tumha bohat yad krti ha jamadarni-nali saaf nahi krti aj kal apki bivi. *
savaira 5.09.10 - 10:49am
Dost ne dost se pocha: yar aj office se i krni ha kya bahana banao? us pe dost ne mashwara dya: yar likh do meri chachi ka intiqal ho gya ha. us pe pehla dost bola: nahi yar ma ye bahana nahi bana sakta kio ke ma un he ke office ma to kam krta hun. *
1stdon 5.09.10 - 07:24pm
is mai hunsna kaha tha??? *
gadha 6.09.10 - 09:35pm
Janu ye to muje pochna caheya tha ap to insan ho ap kiyo poch rha ho? *
zakkhan 27.09.10 - 10:37am
Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey *
zakkhan 27.09.10 - 10:38am
Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye *
zakkhan 27.09.10 - 10:38am
student ne hawa me coin uchala;
head aaya to sona hai,
tail aaya to film dekhni hai,
khada raha to gane sunuga or
agar hawa me raha to...ma kasam padhunga *
zakkhan 27.09.10 - 10:42am
Attitude Of A 'STUDENT'
This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me. How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper. I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me *
unzila 27.09.10 - 02:00pm
1 bodhi orat sadak pe gir gayi. 1 larka ne usko uthaya. bodhi orat dua deta hoya boli, beta jeeta roho, jesa aj tum ne mujhe uthaya ha khuda bhi tumha uthaye hehehehehe *
zakkhan 27.09.10 - 02:28pm
NICE JOKES *
anwar4u 27.09.10 - 05:20pm
A CUTE JOKE
Ek choti bachchi ek shopkeer se boli: Kya jab main badi ho jaungi to kya aap mjhse shaadi karoge?
Shopkeepe: muskurate hue han kyun nahi..
Ladki boli: tab kya aap apni hone wali wife ko ek chocklet b nahi de sakte.... *
anwar4u 27.09.10 - 05:34pm
Ek sardarji shadi k bad pehli baar apni sasural gye,
Wahan unhone gaon walo s pucha k yahan ko entertainment ka zariya hai?
tab ek gaon wala bola: aji ek thi wo aap le gaye.. *
unzila 28.09.10 - 09:44am
Biwi ne kaha sohar se, razia ke mian ko dekho wo usa meri chanda, meri salma sitara, meri chandni, keh ke bulata ha, or ak tum ho mujhe kuch kehta he nahi piayar se? us pe sohar bola, bewaqof orat uska sohar mahir-a-falkiat ha, or ma janwaro ka doctar. *
russbhri 29.09.10 - 04:44pm
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russbhri 29.09.10 - 04:48pm
jangal ma 1 choa bhga ja raha tha. janwaro ne pocha kaha bhaga ja raha ho? choa bola, aj sher ki beti ko koyi bhga ke le gaya ha, sher ka shak mujh pe he ha. *
raima 29.09.10 - 08:24pm
Hehehehe nice joke *
birjees 3.10.10 - 09:46am
lya jb se ha mobile ha ajeeb haal mera -!-!- ke jo tha sukoon khatir raha ansou ma dhal ke -!-!- kabhi ajnabi sms, kabhi be suri si callay -!-!- mujhe azma raha ha koyi sim badal badal ke *
muneeba 3.10.10 - 04:14pm
Hahaha *
limegirl 4.10.10 - 09:54am
HUM NE TO UNKI YAAD MA RO RO KE GAADHAY BHR DYE - WO AYE OR NAHA KE CHAL DYE - *
madangle 4.10.10 - 04:20pm
nyc funy poetry. *
sazeena 8.10.10 - 07:57pm
beta bap se bola: papa kiya dadi ji tv actoress han? bap ne hairani se kaha: nahi to beta! magr ap se ye kis ne kaha? us pe beta bola: papa kal jab dadi ji ayi thi to mumy keh rahi thi ke lo budhia agayi ab roz ghar ma drama howa kray ga. *
aramish 8.10.10 - 08:40pm
Hahaha nice joke 
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govinda8 9.10.10 - 11:51am
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sabhia 9.10.10 - 05:21pm
Ak shakz ko minister bana ki offer hoyi. us ne shoqi ma a ke apni wife ko phone kiya or bola.. madam kiya ap ak minister ki biwi kehlana pasand kre gi? dosri tarf se uski wife ki purjosh musarat bhri awaz ayi.. oh why not!!! magr ap kon bol raha han? *
gadha 9.10.10 - 06:53pm real wommen thinking! hahahahah *
sanobar 10.10.10 - 10:10am
gadha tm ko badi malomat han orto ki thinkng ke bara ma? *
zakkhan 11.10.10 - 12:36pm
HAHAHA
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zakkhan 11.10.10 - 12:36pm
NICE JOKES SABHIA *
areesha 11.10.10 - 06:02pm
1 shakz ki jb 4th bivi bhi mar gayi to us ne 5th shadi ka socha, magr usko koyi apni larki dena ko taiyar he nahi hota tha. phir logo ne socho iski shadi kisi asi aurat se kra deta han jis ne is he trha pehla 4 shadia ki hun or uska charo sohr bhi mar chuka hun. phir dekhta han kiya hota ha? akhr asi aurat mil he gayi jis se is shakz ki shadi kra di gayi. shadi ke next day he nikha padhana wala qazi mar gaya. *
gadha 11.10.10 - 07:29pm
Shukar hai unka nikah mein ne nahi padhaya. hahahah 
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birjees 12.10.10 - 10:23am
Good joke areesha hehehehe (hehehe) *
zakkhan 12.10.10 - 10:47am
new way of propose
boy: apna address batao *
zakkhan 12.10.10 - 10:48am
pura joke yeh tha
new way of propose
boy: apna ddress batao
girl: kyun
boy: ek din baraat jo lekar aana hai *
ladli 12.10.10 - 04:08pm
zoo ma gadha ko musalsal hunsta hoye dekh k 1 admi ne zoo wala se pocha k kal jab ma aya tha to sara janwar raha tha ye gadha khamosh tha. aj sab khamosh han or ye gadha huns raha ha? us pe zoo wala ne jawab dya k kal bandar ne 1 joke sunaya tha wo joke is gadha ki samjh ma aj aya ha hahahahahah *
ladli 12.10.10 - 04:09pm *
